One of the most amazing things in life is having a friend by your side. A friend can be anyone who is always there for you, joke around with you, listen to you talk about your problems, watching your back or just someone to talk to when you’re alone. There are some friends that stand out a lot more than others. Friends who are very loud, always making jokes and pulls random pranks all the time. These friends you will most likely try to distance from if possible only to avoid humiliation. On the other hand you are still their friend because they have other personality that you like and you understand that their jokes are just for fun.
You should always spend the time to have a good laugh with your close friends. This is a great way to build a stronger bond between each other. There are many people who are really bad at telling jokes. You can always use past funny stories, quotes or videos in order to gain information to get your friends to laugh. Let’s look at some of the funny quotes about friends and see which one will give you a good laugh.
1) A true friend stabs you in the front. – Oscar Wilde
2) Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. – Silican proverb
3) Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. – Oprah Winfrey
4) Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it. – Belgicia Howell
5) My friends are my estate. – Emily Dickinson
6) A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
7) It takes a long time to grow an old friend. – John Leonard
8 ) A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer
9) A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. – Arthur Brisbane
10) Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods. – Esther M. Clark
11) A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying “boy was that fun.” – The Maugles
12) Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for your support. – Unknown
13) Everyone should have at least two friends – one to talk to and one to talk about. – Unknown
14) There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. – Benjamin Franklin
15) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. – Thomas Jones
Listed above are just some short funny friendship quotes and sayings. You should always find the time to have a good laugh with your close friends once in awhile. You only have one life to enjoy it with the people you care about. If you’re not satisfied with the funny friend quotes you see here, feel free to contact us your favorite quote and we’ll be happy to add it on our site as soon as possible.
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