If we’re able to make a simple change in our life, imagine how great life would be. The problem is that there are just some things in life we can’t change. Instead of wasting a lot of time being sad about the past, why not enjoy life as it is with a good laugh. There are a lot of ways you can make yourself and others laugh. Whether you come up with a funny joke, story or watch a funny video online, there are tons of ways to bring a smile on someone’s face.
Whether you’re a male or female, we all have something that we hate about each other. The fact that we are human, there’s nothing wrong about making fun of each other. No one should get hurt, if it’s all just for fun. For the most part, making fun of men is normally the best way to get a good laugh. Let’s look at some funny quotes about men and see if any of them makes you laugh or at least smile.
1) The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. – Jeanne-Marie Roland
2) Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. – Kathy Lette
3) To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’. – Rita Rudner
4) Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. – Roseanne Barr
5) Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. – Diana Jordan
6) When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason. – Molly McGee
7) The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest. – Roseanne Barr
8 ) Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed. – Oscar Wilde
9) To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end. – Helen Rowland
10) Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach failed geography. – Robert Byrne
11) If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more daring. – Alphonse Karr
12) Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. – Laura Swenson
13) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. – Billy Crystal
14) Men play the game; women know the score. – Roger Woddis
15) If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher
Listed above are just a few funny quotes on men. With just one funny quote that you find here, hopefully it can brighten up your week or at least make the rest of the day more enjoyable. If you’re not satisfied with the funny quotes you see here, feel free to contact us your favorite quote and we’ll be happy to add it on our site as soon as possible.
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