Life can become quite complicated if you take life very seriously. In order to live peacefully in life, sometimes you just have to relax a bit and be a little easy on yourself. Having a lot of stress just makes things harder and you’ll lose focus of your life. Life is all about experiencing new things and learning from it and helping yourself and others around you. There are a lot of ways to enjoy life like spending your spare time away from work and home or reading a book under a nice shady tree.
There’s nothing wrong about taking a break from work and school to enjoy life a little bit, to fully understand yourself. There are a lot of past quotes that you can rely on in helping you succeed in life. It’s amazing to see how many people are able to enjoy life a lot better with just a simple quote that sticks on their mind. Sometimes life feels a little empty if you’re not being guided by anything or anyone. Let’s look at some funny quotes to live by and see if you can get a good laugh while gaining new information to help you in your life.
1) Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. – Thomas Aloysius Dorgan
2) Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back. – Janeane Garofalo
3) We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. – Will Rogers
4) You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. – Ethel Barrymore
5) I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. – Thomas Edison
6) In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. – Daniel L. Reardon
7) Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why. – Bernard Baruch
8 ) I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead. – Samuel Goldwyn
9) I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler
10) I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
11) I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright
12) I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. – Bertrand Russell
13) My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. – Henry Ford
14) Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller
15) Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’ – Joe Namath Oscar Wilde
Listed above are just a few funny short quotes to live by. With the help of quotes, you can experience something new that can possibly make a huge change in your life. Always keep your head up and push forward. If you’re not satisfied with the funny quotes to live by that you see here, feel free to contact us your favorite quote and we’ll be happy to add it on our site as soon as possible.
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